Top your burger—or just about anything else—with Scallion Sauce

Plant-based burger with scallion sauce, on top of a bed of scallion sauce
Graphic: Karl Gustafson, Photo: Allison Robicelli

As a city mouse I don’t have room for a full garden. This is good news for plants, since nearly every single one I’ve attempted to raise has died a slow, painful death. Despite my track record of doom, last year I decided to try my hand at planting some herbs because I use a ton of them in my kitchen, and also because compared to most other plants, they’re harder to kill. I am proud to say that by the end of the growing season, I had only unintentionally murdered about 40% of my plants.

Advertisement

This was enough of a win to convince me to try my hand at gardening again this year. I have six planters made from upcycled Styrofoam coolers, and with this limited space, I’m only growing things that have proven they can survive my pestilent touch, and are also cheap. (As I have learned the hard way, the sting of plant death hurts more when you’ve spent a small fortune trying to keep them alive.) One such plant is the resilient scallion, which can be purchased and planted direct from your supermarket’s produce section. They’re tasty, versatile, and easily replaceable (in the event that they’d rather join the choir invisible than spend time with me). In early April, while my husband was ordering groceries, I asked him to buy a few scallions for one of our planters. This is what he bought:

Twelve bags' worth of scallions piled up beside the planters
Photo: Allison Robicelli

At first I thought this might have been an accident; that he perhaps had tried to order 12 individual scallions, not 12 bags—each containing about 15 scallions—because that would be insane. But my husband explained that we needed to become the parents of 180 scallions because they were only $0.79 a bag, and I was unlikely to kill 100 scallions before they were even put into the ground.

That is the origin story of this recipe, and probably many more recipes to come. Fortunately, scallions are delicious and versatile. This sauce brings a ton of flavor to anything it touches, adding a pop of brightness to chicken, tofu, and, as pictured, plant-based burgers. (Lest you think I’m jumping on the beef-free bandwagon, I’ve never used much meat in the recipes I’ve developed for The Takeout, and no one’s ever noticed.) My bright, spicy, oniony Scallion Sauce is so damn good, I’ve almost forgiven my husband for my four planters full of scallions, which, I’m happy to report, are thriving, and will hopefully continue to do so until I murder them to make more sauce.


Bowl of scallion sauce
Photo: Allison Robicelli
Advertisement

Scallion Sauce

  • 2 large bunches of scallions (about 12)
  • 3 cloves garlic, thinly sliced
  • 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
  • 1/4 cup water
  • 1 Tbsp. honey
  • 2 tsp. kosher salt
  • 3/4 tsp. freshly ground pepper
  • 1-3 jalapeños, seeded and minced (Use more or less depending on your tolerance for spicy foods)
  • 1 teaspoon ground coriander
  • 2 Tbsp. olive oil
  • Additional salt and pepper, to taste

Trim the ends off the scallions, then cut in half to separate the white and green halves and set the greens aside. Thinly slice the whites and put them in a small bowl with the sliced garlic. In a small saucepan or microwave-safe container, combine the apple cider vinegar, water, honey, kosher salt, and pepper. Heat until the mixture begins to simmer, stir well, and pour over the scallion whites. Cover the bowl and set aside for at least 10 minutes.

Advertisement

Slice the scallion greens into 1/2" pieces. (These don’t have to be perfect.) Put into a small mixing bowl with the minced jalapeño, ground coriander, olive oil, and a hefty pinch of salt. Use a small mesh strainer to drain the scallion whites, gently pressing down to squeeze out any excess pickling liquid. Add the scallion whites to the greens, mix well, cover, and allow to rest for a minimum of 30 minutes to allow the flavors to meld. (The longer this sauce sits the better it tastes.) Before serving, taste the sauce for seasoning, adding more salt and pepper as you see fit. Use it on top of burgers, chicken, tofu, or just about anything else.

Allison Robicelli is a JBFA-nominated food & humor writer, former professional chef, author of four (quite good) books, and The People's Hot Pocket Princess. Need cooking advice? Tweet me @Robicellis.

DISCUSSION

debeuliou
DeBeuLioU

(As I have learned the hard way, the sting of plant death hurts more when you’ve spent a small fortune trying to keep them alive.)

Dear lord I feel this deeply. Everything I plant always grows, I’m really good at this, so I confidently dropped like 250€ a couple years ago for plants for the little clearing in my forest, took hours to make it all nice, planned on coming back the next week to check everything... And every. Single. Thing. Got eaten by a freaking roe deer.

I have since decided to pick up hunting, and should get my licence when the plague is over. That mofo is gonna end up in my freezer, and I’m gonna plant some shit to go with it afterward.