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[UPDATED] KFC chicken shortage, day 7: The chain offers “cheeky” apology of “FCK”

FRIDAY UPDATE: What are we going to do next week when we’re not writing about the U.K. KFC chicken crisis? Today, the chain announces that chicken has returned to 700 of the 900 franchises in Britain and Ireland. The BBC notes that KFC also put out a full-page ad in the Sun and Metro newspapers with a bit of a…

Regular broski Mike Pence likes to kick back on a Friday night with O’Doul’s and pizza

Hey, even a go-getter like our current VP Mike Pence has to put on the brakes once in a while, y’know? It’s got to be exhausting keeping track of what his crazy boss says, going home disappointed about cancelled meetings with North Korea, and running away from women he’s not married to. That’s why, as his wife Karen,…

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