“There’s nothing worse than when I say Hi-C is coming back and everyone is asking about snack wraps,” the official McDonald’s Twitter account lamented.

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Most of these campaigns have been unsuccessful, except for one: the demand that Taco Bell reinstate its potatoes. Reports the WSJ: “‘It’s a new year with new possibilities,’ [Taco Bell President Mark] King said in a video that featured his mouth and eyes superimposed onto a potato. ‘We’re working hard to make things right.’”

But what about the Mexican Pizza, Taco Bell? It’s the fast food choice of a generation of Desis. There’s a petition circulating! What are you gonna do? Don’t you want to be on the right side of history?