What's Up With The Back Of The Little Caesars Mascot's Throat?
Sure, we've all enjoyed Little Caesars' "Pizza Pizza" guy and his sandals and his strange tuft of chest hair for many years. But a Twitter thread this week strangely focused on a even more specific thing: Namely the stripes at the back of the mascot's throat.
We need to talk about what's going on in Little Caesar's throat pic.twitter.com/z7QEQ5ilQg
— Ryan Pequin (@ryanpequin) February 15, 2018
We like this theory that he functions as a sort of Pez dispenser, spitting out pizzas:
looks like a stack of pizzas. he needs to learn to chew.
— Erica Cochrane (@EricaCochrane) February 15, 2018
Its like a pez machine but pizza slices https://t.co/lEWRe1fUmW
— hooderman's back (@Hooderman) February 15, 2018
Then, while we're appropriately befuddled by this strange graphic element, we get slammed with this:
Looks like we have not been paying very close attention to our fast-food mascots, but we appreciate those who have.