Regardless, the blend’s backstory is pretty fun. Turns out that grandaddy Spike had an entrepreneurial flair that led him to open a Honda motorcycle dealership, a downtown Harrison retail store, and even a few root beer stands. In 1969, he decided to market his secret weapon: a spice blend based on a recipe he scored from a Greek chef. When I called the brand’s hotline, a Cavender’s representative told me that Spike wanted his spice blend to incorporate more ingredients than Colonel Sanders’ famed 11 herbs and spices. If you can believe, you can achieve: Cavender’s now contains 13 top-secret ingredients. From then on, members of the family spent weekends blending the seasoning so Spike could deliver orders during the week.

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I love this stuff. Cavender’s is zesty and bold, with an unmistakable tang that feels vaguely Dorito-y. During the week, I use the blend to liven up just about everything. That includes popcorn, burgers, steak, chicken breast, salad, and mashed potatoes. Cheesy polenta? Add some Cavender’s. Pizza dough? Cavender’s. Wake up with a giant zit on your wedding day? Hell, dab a little Cavender’s on it. At the very least, you’ll taste like steak, which is the key to any long-lasting marriage.

One more thing: I think spice blends like Cavender’s get slept on a lot, either because shoppers are afraid of preservatives or because blends have been falsely billed as a lazy option. But a pre-mixed spice blend is a quick, affordable way to level up weeknight meals and lunches. Seriously, just use a spice blend! It does all the work for you!

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Ready to experience the meaty, zesty glory of Cavender’s? Fortunately, it’s pretty accessible. You can order the blend online in a five-pound tub, but you can also get it at most major supermarkets and novelty food stores. Or you can purchase it directly from the Cavender family at the brand’s Harrison storefront. While you’re there, you can also get yourself a Cavender’s Greek Seasoning baseball cap (I desire it) or a festive tank top. And if you’re hesitant to wear the tank top in public after the long winter, you can always douse yourself in a few layers of Cavender’s. It really is an all-purpose blend.