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TIL why wine gets stored sideways (and why that’s pointless)

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I always assumed that wine was stored sideways for space-saving reasons (and that is a perfectly good reason to store wine sideways, should you choose to do so). Maybe I also thought that it had something to do with sediment, or sunlight? I can’t really remember, because this piece from The Drinks Business has blown all that knowledge right out of my brain.

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Today I learned that people stored wine on its side to make sure that the corks don’t dry out. Neat! I also learned that that’s probably bullshit. Dr. Miguel Cabral, the “director of R&D for Portuguese cork company Amorim” (Vinepair), used exactly that word. Precise quote: “The idea that storing a wine on its side to stop the cork drying out is bullshit.”

The same goes for humidity-controlled wine cellars (though The Drinks Business notes that the same isn’t true for barrel cellars).

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According to Dr. Cabral, who cites a 2005 study, the humidity of the environment “won’t have any influence, because the cork is influenced by the humidity inside the bottle,” he said, adding, “So the idea that you need to store wine in a damp cellar is another myth.” The same can’t be said of temperature, which can causes potentially negative changes to the wine.

Last point, before I go get a bottle of rosé that’s standing upright in my fridge: Turns out that it does matter how you store your wine, because in the long run, storing it sideways may actually be bad for the cork and thus the wine.

“When asked later by the drinks business why wet corks in older wines are sometimes shrunken, [Cabral] said that having the stopper permanently soaked by wine might actually accelerate the weakening of the cork’s cell structure.

In other words, not only is it unnecessary to keep the cork wet, it may actually be bad for the stopper.”

Everything I only kind of sort of knew but didn’t understand is a lie. What a ride.

Contributor, The A.V. Club and The Takeout. Allison loves TV, bourbon, and overanalyzing social interactions. Please buy her book, How TV Can Make You Smarter (Chronicle, 2020). It’s short!

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therevanchist
TheRevanchist

I have opened older bottles of wine that were stored standing up. Let me tell you: The dry cork on the inside means the cork falls into a crumble on the bottom when you try to open it with most of those pieces landing inside the full bottle. That’ s just not good drinking.