The special sauce is bottled with gold foil, champagne-like, and packed in a present-like box. We’re certainly grateful to Tabasco for 150 years of making our scrambled eggs and Bloody Marys better, but a $35 bottle of Tabasco? We’d probably be afraid to use it, so it would end up as one of those odd curios on a bookshelf, never opened.

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