Hot dog sushi, while not the most appetizing term for this creation, is completely a thing in Hawaiian and Korean cultures in the form of Spam musubi and gimbap, respectively. Spam musubi is compromised of a slice of grilled Spam atop rice, secured with a nori belt. Gimbap is a bit broader, as the rice-and-seaweed roll can include multiple fillings, but lunchmeat is a popular option. So stop picking on Kim K., who is just introducing her kids to an age-appropriate version of global foods.

If this is what it takes to acclimate kids to sushi, then we say: go for it. Let those who’ve never served a kid cut-up hot dogs in a bowl of boxed macaroni and cheese cast the first stone.