Starbursts selling bags of all-pink candy, the only flavor that matters

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The Takeout would like to inform our readers that Starburst is selling, for a limited time, bags containing only its strawberry “pink” candy, the only flavor that really matters.

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Let us escalate this bold statement by issuing our official, sanctioned, irrefutable ranking of Starburst flavors.

1. Strawberry (pink)

2. Orange (orange)

3. Lemon (yellow)

4. Cherry (red)

You are wrong.

Kevin Pang was the founding editor of The Takeout, and director of the documentary For Grace.

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PalestinianChicken

Trump’s favorite flavors are pink and redThat must be why he’s such a polarizing figure.