Starbursts selling bags of all-pink candy, the only flavor that matters

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The Takeout would like to inform our readers that Starburst is selling, for a limited time, bags containing only its strawberry “pink” candy, the only flavor that really matters.

Let us escalate this bold statement by issuing our official, sanctioned, irrefutable ranking of Starburst flavors.

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1. Strawberry (pink)

2. Orange (orange)

3. Lemon (yellow)

4. Cherry (red)

You are wrong.

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Kevin Pang

Kevin Pang was the founder and editor-in-chief of The Takeout, and director of the documentary For Grace on Netflix.