Our support of the latter has nothing to do with the actual team, its players, or their athletic performance. No, it has solely to do with the team’s sausage-centric uniforms, or “kits” as they’re called overseas.
Last year, we applauded the team’s photo-realistic hot dog uniforms emblazoned with the word “HECK,” which is actually the name of its sponsor, a U.K. food company, and sadly not a @dogrates reference.
We didn’t think Bedale AFC could top last year’s hot dogs—except with mustard, badabing!—but it has:
The bangers and mash theme is both colorful and patriotic. We especially love the peas-on-sleeves detail.
If you’d like to sport some of this Bedale AFC swag for yourself, it’s available via the team’s online shop, with 25% of every purchase going toward prostate cancer research. This month’s Takeout expense reports are about to get interesting.