Says The Daily Dot, Gonzales “pleaded not guilty to seven counts of extortion, two counts of attempted extortion, and one count of grand theft, his dating debauchery totaling $950. If convicted, he could face up to 13 years in prison.” His accusers include not only his dates but a few restaurants that covered his pricey dinner bill for his abandoned dinner companions. Fortunately, it looks like his long con game is at its end.

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Makes us think back to our online dating dinner guide, in which this advice still stands: Start with drinks first! That way, if the jerk never comes back from the bathroom, at least you’re only out 20 bucks or so.