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The Food That Didn't Get Eaten On The Bachelorette, week one: The opposite of drugstore crudité.
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3/16/21 2:28PM
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Stranger Things, The Crown, and The Queen’s Gambit may get most of the ink when it comes to Netflix and the…
3/16/21 11:28AM
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Welp, that sucked. I’d never say that my hopes for this week’s column were high; even in less terrible seasons of The…
3/09/21 11:20AM
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Someone needs to put this Bachelor season out of its misery. No one’s heart is in it. Between this…
2/23/21 9:46AM
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The Bachelor should be a fun, dumb thing. It should just be a weekly goofy thing on that’s on TV, something you…
2/16/21 11:23AM
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Greetings, dearest readers. Thank you for joining me. If you’ve a) been following the news surrounding this season…
2/09/21 9:33AM
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There’s this card game called Marrying Mr. Darcy. (Yes, I own it; I am also very bad at it.) There are many paths to…
2/02/21 11:08AM
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If you’ve ever wondered what “a bad edit” looks like in reality television, well:
1/26/21 11:22AM
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I knew there was a reason I kept the following screenshot. Deep down, some part of me must have sensed that it would…
1/19/21 1:22PM
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Reader, don’t go on a reality show. Just don’t do it. Your faithful Bachelor Nation food correspondent is not saying…
1/12/21 11:59AM
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It’s pretty weird to be writing a column this patently absurd on this day, in this week, in this month, in this…
1/05/21 10:54AM
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Hi, folks! It’s been a while. (It has not been anything resembling a while.) If the hiatus betwixt the end of…
12/22/20 9:07AM
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Chris Harrison is a messy bitch who lives for drama. He didn’t even make it through the introduction to this, the…
12/16/20 10:50AM
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Tayshia Adams came here to eat food and break hearts, and she’s all out of food. (Actually, she’s not, there’s kind…
12/14/20 11:53AM
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I don’t have a single bad thing to say about A Recipe For Seduction, the KFC-produced Lifetime Christmas movie…
12/09/20 12:55PM
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[Note: This recap includes a general discussion of suicide.]
12/02/20 1:04PM
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Let’s dispense with this right away.
11/30/20 7:21AM
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I began recapping The Great British Baking Show for my fellow Americans in the year for which the term “dumpster fire
11/25/20 12:48PM
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I made this point last week, and I stand by it this week: Tayshia is a god-tier Bachelorette. In the seventh week of…
11/23/20 6:40AM
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Nine weeks ago, I wrote that based on the quality of this year’s contestants, I truly believed that we were on the…