The Salty Waitress

Hello, Salty! So glad to see you’re back!

Hello, Salty Waitress. I haven’t dined in person for quite a while but with the anticipation of getting vaccinated…

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Dear Salty, I was at the coffee shop counter, and the cashier wouldn’t take my order until I took off my AirPod! And…

Salty, how rude is it to snatch another napkin or silverware from a nearby unoccupied table if a server is nowhere…

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Dear Salty, I tend to be a timely guy and I always try and be courteous. Whenever a restaurant accepts it, I try to…

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’Tis the season to knock you all down a peg. What a magical time of year this is! As always, I’ve enjoyed answering…

Hi! I have always wondered what to do if the thing I want has a whimsical or sometimes downright silly name. (For…

Dear Salty, So it’s the holiday season, and every year I try to give a little something to the housecleaner, the…

Hey Salty! I like to think of myself as a decent restaurant patron who is polite, not too needy, and tips well. I…

Dear Salty: It’s snowing on a Friday night, and I decide I’ve been cooped up enough to head to the BBQ down the…

Dear Salty Waitress, I’ve noticed for years now that when I go out to eat with a guy (I’m a woman), whether it’s…