Taste Test

A certain wintry chill descends when people argue about dumb stuff on the internet. A phantasmic voice seems to…

Detroit-style pizza was once locked down to the state of Michigan, but recently, thanks to chains like Jet’s, it’s…

The other day we learned that Boston Market is making a comeback and is on pace to open two new locations per week…

On January 4 (which feels like a long time ago), Chipotle announced the release of its new cilantro-lime…

The delicate thing about marketing the debut of a big, splashy fast food item is that you sometimes have to…

It’s nice to get out of the house, isn’t it? This was something I used to take for granted when I was moaning about…

Now that it’s been proven that plant-based meats won’t kill human beings or the fast food business, it seems logical…

McDonald’s new all-day breakfast pastries have finally arrived, just in time to fatten us up for hibernation. The…

We, staff writers Dennis Lee and Lillian Stone, have been on the job for about 4.75 days, which was the perfect…

For years now, McDonald’s has been teasing us with the idea of spicy chicken. Rumors came back from overseas and…

As I’ve grown older I’ve developed a collection of personal philosophical tenets, which I hope to capitalize on…

When Dairy Queen introduced the Blizzard in 1985, it was a big step forward in ice cream shop innovation. Before,…

There was a span of years when, from Monday to Friday, the only thing I had the time to grab for lunch each day was…

Try as we might to convince ourselves otherwise, doughnuts are not breakfast—they’re dessert. They’re fried dough…

Sometimes a food trend arises so quickly that it seems like the explosion occurred while I left the room to go…

A few weeks ago I—The Takeout’s Chief Officer of Bad Decisions—was planning to head to Taco Bell to review the…

Spring is here! I know this because the sun no longer sets at 5 p.m. and because I wore my light jacket today and…

I am not a person who regularly (okay, ever) eats at Subway, because it’s a chain that’s disappointed me too many…

Wendy’s has finally launched its new breakfast menu and has been talking a lot of smack about its competitors. Last…

This review will not be a comparison of Chipotle’s new Queso Blanco with its now defunct original queso, because I…