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Even in a chicken-sandwich-obsessed society, there are still places where you cannot comfortably eat chicken…
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McDonald’s celebrity collaboration meals show no sign of slowing down. First there was Travis Scott’s collab, which…
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Once upon a time, before there were COVID restrictions, there were taverns that served small bowls of snacks for its…
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By now, I should know better. I’ve been conducing fast food Taste Tests for a long time now, and though I will never…
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I feel like we all have wondered, at least once in our lives, what it would be like to drink liquefied funnel cake.…
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Some events are so rare, so fleeting, that you can almost feel them being inscribed into the history books as you…
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Enjoyable as life in Takeout-land is, sometimes I need a break. I need to get away from my desk. I need a view out…
For the past several years I’ve had a recurring dream involving a circus tent, a bucket full of onions, a trained…
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The Ch'King, Spicy Ch'King, and Ch'King Deluxe are now available at Burger King. Should you buy them?
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If we don’t make it apparent enough, The Takeout is really proud of being based in Chicago. We love our local…
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The Lenten season requires you to suspend your disbelief. Not sure about a skinny 33-something dude turning down a…
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Bagels have been very much on my mind this week after Food & Wine published a list of the best bagels and America…
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Chipotle has finally come out with a quesadilla. It’s about damn time, huh? The chain has mastered burritos, burrito…
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It has been 562 days since Popeyes fired the first shot in the Chicken Sandwich Wars, and for 561 days, the world…
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Next week, after well over a year of crispity-crunchity anticipation, McDonald’s is finally entering the Chicken…
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I’ve worked really hard to establish myself as The Takeout’s resident Fast Fish Evangelist. I’m not even a…
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A certain wintry chill descends when people argue about dumb stuff on the internet. A phantasmic voice seems to…
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Detroit-style pizza was once locked down to the state of Michigan, but recently, thanks to chains like Jet’s, it’s…
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The other day we learned that Boston Market is making a comeback and is on pace to open two new locations per week…
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