Prove Your Big Mac Love And Win This Fugly $12,500 "Bling Mac" Ring

Do you love Big Macs so much that you would like to walk around wearing a super-ugly, extremely gaudy $12,500 ring announcing your devotion? Yep, us neither. So we will not be enrolling in this new McDonald's contest, in which the most creative and romantic vows proclaiming love for the Big Mac and its related sandwiches could win this one-of-a-kind (we hope) ring.

I mean, RT if you want BLING MAC ring! 😻🍔👇🏻

Enter the #BlingMacContest by writing your own vows to one of the Big Mac Sandwiches. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Ends at 11:59 p.m. ET 2/14. 50 US and D.C.,13+. See rules here: https://t.co/gdv5asZvoH pic.twitter.com/lZS2i8E7md

— Sierra Dallas (@SierraDallas) February 11, 2018

We're not sure how this works: If you win the ring, can you pawn it to someone then for that five-figure sum? If so, who would that person be? Someone who really loves Big Macs but lacks your poetic genius? Otherwise, you're just walking around with a shiny eyesore that goes with nothing, headed eventually for a garage sale near you.

Nevertheless, people are posting their heartfelt vows on Twitter just the same, in the hopes of grabbing that victorious bling ring:

Before you, I thought, "One all beef patty ought to be enough."

I pondered, "I'm fond of sauce but to call one Special'd be tough."

Then, when I was at my hungriest, you embraced me. You were tasty.

So excuse me being sappy...
but you make every
meal
happy.#BlingMacContest

— Ben Brode (@bbrode) February 8, 2018