The Capulets and the Montagues. Sharks and Jets. Ali-Frazier. Such rivalries have nothing on the truly divisive issue of our time: Nuts-in-cookies versus no-nuts-in-cookies. The issue has torn apart families, broken up marriages, ruined lives. But we are not about to lay down our swords. No, we Takeout staffers with opposing viewpoints wish to settle this epic battle once and for all, and to the victor will go…I don’t know, the cookies of her choice, I guess.
Hell yeah, nuts in cookies
A cookie with nuts is like a fridge without beer—something crucial and wonderful is missing. Nuts play a dual role in the ubiquitous chocolate chip cookie, for example, enhancing both flavor and texture.
A chocolate chip cookie sans nuts is just a disc of refined sugar and low-grade cocoa mounds. Nuts—ideally, toasted—contribute a necessary richness to the otherwise too-saccharine cookie. And if the cookie is baked with decent-grade vanilla extract and brown sugar and nice chocolate, the nuttiness forms a sort of earthy bridge to these flavors. (What I’m saying is, they really tie the room together.) Additionally, they emit an integral crunch that soft-baked cookies especially demand.
In nutless cookies, one will every now and then bite into a portion of cookie that is just chipless batter, a barren flavor wasteland one is forced to gum around listlessly until it dissolves. Nuts’ vital presence virtually eliminates this horror, ensuring each bite is flavorful and full of textural intrigue. Unless you are allergic to nuts, I see no reasonable argument for their exclusion from cookies. [Kate Bernot]
Please keep your nuts out of my cookies
It’s not that I don’t like nuts in things. Cashew chicken. Pine nuts in salad. Chunky peanut butter. But what are they doing in my cookie?
When I’m diving into a chocolate-chip cookie, I don’t want anything to get in the way between me and the main event: the chocolate. So what’s that lifeless nut doing there? I don’t get the room-enhancement you’re talking about Kate, but then, I haven’t added roasted nuts to my cookies. But honestly, I’d rather add something fun like a butterscotch or toffee chip, coconut, or even a goddamn raisin that would at least add to the flavor mix. Peanuts or walnuts in that same combo just add a plain, beige disc that I have to chomp through to get to the good stuff.
Maybe I’m just not a nut person—although I am fond of salted macadamias in a jar or smoky almonds in a bag, just on their own. And like I said, I appreciate them as the occasional salad/pasta/stir-fry add. But that placid peanut just doesn’t add fuck-all to my cookie enjoyment, so I would rather go without them taking up valuable cookie real estate. (Please note: This also goes for brownies. Throw some extra chocolate in there instead, and stay out of there, walnuts.) [Gwen Ihnat]