Pizza Rat captured America’s hearts in 2015 in his heartwarming role as The Little Rodent That Could. But the 2017 reboot finds New York City’s favorite pest with a new, hipper, millennial sidekick: an avocado. Eat fresh, little guy.
Kate Bernot is a freelance writer and a certified beer judge. She was previously managing editor at The Takeout.
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