Over the course of 16 minutes, Hilton, with her perfected air of flirtatious indifference, walks us through the process of making her favorite meal. “As you all know—well, not all of you know. People who do know, know that I am an amazing cook,” she begins. A strong start! I am both convinced and on board.

Other things that happen in “Cooking with Paris”:

Notably, at the end of the video, Paris promises viewers she’ll be cooking more on her YouTube channel soon: “Let me know what I should cook next, and hashtag it #CookingWithParis.” And while we absolutely want you all to participate in that hashtag, we want to read your ideas here first.

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What should Paris and sous chef Diamond Baby cook next?