New York, Chicago cops join forces to diss each other's pizza

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National Pizza Day came and went this past Saturday, and police departments in two of our nation’s most esteemed pizza cities decided the only way to mark the occasion was promote understanding the only way #nationalpizzaday would allow: tasting each other city’s pizza.


Let’s see first what Chicago police officers had to say about New York-style pizza:


First off, well done on getting Chi-CAH-go central casting. But let us make clear: Their verdict of “It’s all right” is the highest praise a Chicagoan can heap on a foodstuff that didn’t originate in the 312.

Now let’s see what the NYPD thought of Chicago deep-dish pizza:

Ice cold, New York, ice cold. The officers here couldn’t give the appearances of two shits with even a second bite.

What to make of this? While this stunt sounded innocuous on paper (and hey, free pizza for the men and women in blue), what exactly was the point of this? To puff our chests in the name of civic pride? To underscore how pointless pizza allegiances are? Or, as I suspect given CPD’s lukewarm answer and NYPD’s outright disgust, to claim that New York-style pizza may actually be the superior pizza?


Perhaps the two police departments can reprise this on July 18, when it’s National Hot Dog Day and the results will likely be different. Because a New York dog with vomit-colored sauerkraut is inarguably disgusting.

Kevin Pang was the founding editor of The Takeout, and director of the documentary For Grace.


Dr Emilio Lizardo

The same thing happens whenever this stupid stunt is pulled. The Chicagoans say “NY is fine. Maybe not my favorite, but fine” and the New Yorkers claim that there is only one kind of pizza on the face of the earth and all others are crap.

And then they complain about how people in the Midwest are uncultured and should broaden their horizons.