Actually, the more I write about this, the more interesting it sounds. It reminds me of this mysterious red collagen powder my friends and I used to order off of Amazon, which we used to fuel nights of drinking and scream-singing to Robyn. We called it Red Drank, and we eventually stopped ordering it because we discovered what looked like bone or tooth fragments in the bottom of one can.

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But maybe, just maybe, this Mike and Ike protein powder could become my new Red Drank. It packs in 20 grams of protein per serving, which is pretty impressive. Unfortunately, a 20-serving container is $30 right now, which is about $27 more than a container of Red Drank. Guess I’ll stick to chugging milky powder in the heat of the day.