The video is pretty nuts (now released to the public, as the police are trying to find her). The highlight (lowlight?) has got to be when the person working the drive-through runs out of frame to help the manager, and then all three of them careen back into view and end up grappling while there’s a car just waiting there for a couple Diet Cokes or something.

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It all ended when someone, presumably traveling with the woman, enters the kitchen to bring her back out. Without ketchup. Like, she still doesn’t have ketchup. Whatever will she do?

The manager wasn’t permitted to speak to ABC 7 on camera, but told a reporter that her assailant didn’t seem to be intoxicated or altered in any way, so it’s possible that this really is just ketchup-rage at work. “There is no reason that any employee at any business should be assaulted by a patron,” Bertagna told ABC 7, “much less over not getting enough ketchup.”

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Holy shit, lady, get it together.