You get a Managget! Or a Nuggetee? Whatever the hell this is:
Currently for sale via Facebook Marketplace in Riverview, Florida, is a manatee-shaped nugget. The listing tells potential buyers that they “must see to appreciate.” While the $5,000 asking price might seem steep, remember that the manatee nugget is in Florida, where you can duct-tape it to a wall and make a tidy $115,000 profit.