Last Call: Tell all your corny jokes to this affable chicken

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Last CallLast CallLast Call is The Takeout’s online watering hole where you can chat, share recipes, and use the comment section as an open thread. Here’s what we’ve been reading/watching/listening around the office today.

Do any of you know any good jokes? Please, tell them to this chicken.

Honestly, this little fella deserves to hear a better one than the old cliche, doesn’t he? He even has the courtesy to laugh too loud and too long after a brief pause that betrays the fact that he didn’t find the joke all that funny. We all deserve an audience as kind and forgiving as this chicken once in a while.

Marnie Shure is editor in chief of The Takeout.


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I wanted to go to that new Atlantis themed restaurant in my neighborhood, but it went under.

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I keep telling myself I’m going to make pancakes for breakfast the next morning, but I keep waffling.

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...I’ll stop before someone hurts me.