I’ve wasted nearly an hour of my life watching this video and I still can’t tell you what it’s about, because I’ve become hypnotized by the shirt. I can never own one myself, nor can I recommend that you purchase one, because proceeds go to the-artist-formerly-known-as-Papa John’s charitable foundation, and who knows what sort of shenanigans that money is going to. When Newsweek runs a headline that reads “Papa John’s ECO Steps Down After Gaining Neo-Nazi Support,” it really makes you wonder how badly you need an ironically sacrilegious T-shirt.

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I should probably start following some TikTok accounts that aren’t ThePapaJohnSchnatter for both my mental health and the purity of my soul. Who are some of your favorite people on TikTok I should be checking out?