The two now both have other significant others: James with Raquel and Lala with recently divorced movie producer Randall Emmett, according to E! Online. On Monday’s episode, there was apparently an altercation over pasta threatening the pair’s long-term friendship. Lala ate some of James’ girlfriend Raquel’s pasta, which was apparently enough to set off a landmark feud even by Vanderpump standards. As even the title of the episode tells us, “It’s Not About The Pasta.” But even though James kept screaming that statement, we are goddamned if we can tell what it is about.

Naturally this fight has now moved on to Twitter, where Lala refused to celebrate James’ birthday with him this week:

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By our count, we think that means James is down to a single friend: Raquel. Better buy her some more pasta, James.

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