Now, it appears at least one of the schools is remorseful, as ABC13 News in Houston reports that “Clear Brook High School is issuing a special apology gift and letter to Whataburger after students engaged in a food fight at the establishment.” Students are collecting items to put in a goody basket, and some are penning letters of apology. Hey, maybe pitch in on a few closing shifts for free?

CBHS principal Michele Stanley opined, “Everyone makes mistakes, but it’s how we react to those mistakes and learn from them that really matters… We are Clear Brook and I hope we’ve learned to make better choices in the future.” Not exactly “clear eyes, full hearts,” but it’s a start. Your move, Clear Lake.