Hey Jim Ross, is a hot dog a sandwich?

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Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?Welcome to Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich? in which The Takeout asks famous and important people to answer the most important question to ever beguile the human race.

Even if you haven’t watch pro wrestling in the last 30 years, the broadcast voice of Jim Ross—known to us wrasslin’ geeks as “Good Ol’ J.R.”—has transcended the squared circle and into sports and pop cultural meme-dom. If you’re a professional athlete and you make some sickening tackle or nasty dunk, it’s become de rigueur to overdub with J.R.’s full-throated WWE calls:

Ross, at age 66, shows no signs of slowing down. Still under contract with WWE, Ross also hosts a weekly podcast, sells a line of barbecue sauce (I like it a lot, actually), is lead announcer of New Japan Pro Wrestling’s AXS-TV broadcasts, and does a live show in which he regales wrestling fans with stories from his nearly 45-year career (his forthcoming show on Aug. 23 at Zanies Rosemont outside Chicago features his longtime broadcast partner, Jerry “The King” Lawler). Still, as busy as he is, Ross dropped everything for The Takeout recently to answer this most confounding of questions.


The Takeout: Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Jim Ross: Don’t fall for the “two slices of bread having filling in-between” un-American rhetoric that’s merely a culinary diversion by malcontents. Hot dogs are related to sandwiches by marriage and not by DNA.

Kevin Pang was the founding editor of The Takeout, and director of the documentary For Grace.



On the one hand, I think Jim Ross is a levelheaded guy who shoots straight. He offered a solid answer that conveys his voice well.

On the other hand...Rita Moreno said a hot dog is a sandwich in the second ever installment of this feature, and she’s Rita Moreno. Why are we continuing to have this conversation?