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But the side of my brain that has its panties less in an intellectual twist says I should lighten up. Glitter beer looks awesome, and it’s just another example of how American brewers have thrown off stodgy beer purists and thought up something outside the box. If a brewery near me served this, I’d definitely have to try it.

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It’s safe to drink, for the record, because the (FDA-approved!) dust is completely edible. And to preempt the inevitable follow-up question: “I think everyone just worries about the peeing glitter out,” Erica DeAnda, head brewer at Minocqua, Minnesota’s Minocqua Brewing Company tells Munchies. “But it breaks down in your body so quickly that isn’t even an issue.”