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“Stick to corn,” New Jersey advised pithily.

Here’s another from an Actual Iowan, Lyz Lenz, based in Cedar Rapids:

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“I would do anything for love,” she wrote, “but I won’t do that.”

I have a feeling there’s been outrage among the pizzamaking community as well, but I haven’t dared poll my former industry colleagues for fear that I’d let loose a torrent of ranting. The pizza industry gets riled up pretty easily. What about you? How do you feel about a Fruit Loop pizza? Pardon me. I meant Loopy Fruits.