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Today, The Takeout learned that turning Sour Patch Kids into cyclopes is terrifying, and we’re glad to share that knowledge with you in turn. Anyway, the Collier County Sheriff’s Office issued a statement about the bust, which claimed $33,600 in merchandise from the prospective sellers. The post notes that in Florida, all marijuana products must be clearly labeled as such, without any kind of youth-friendly branding.

Granted, the issue isn’t going to go away anytime soon; a quick stroll through any dispensary in a legal state will avail you of just how many items like this are already in production around the country. That said, there are a fair number of real hazards involved in small children getting their hands on products like these, so it’s worth staying vigilant. Our crack suggestion: edibles in the style of things that children hate. Who wouldn’t enjoy some THC Brussels sprouts?

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Hopefully, legal marijuana figures out exactly where that fine line is between appealing to customers while not appealing to kids. Hey, remember the days when we’d just hard-sell cigarettes to kids?