Clap it up for Princess, an Oklahoma City dog and true outside-the-box thinker. Rather than just dreaming of a world in which she noms all night on McDonald’s hamburgers, Princess went out and made it happen.
Her owner, Betsy Reyes, posted on Facebook that Princess leaves the house at night and beelines for the McDonald’s parking lot, where she pretends to be a stray in order to get free food. Presumably, she employs the best puppy-dog eyes and the most pathetic of head tilts to score a few fries or half a burger. “If you see my dog @ [sic] the McDonald’s on shields, quit feeding her fat ass,” Reyes wrote. “She’s not even a stray dog. She’s just a gold diggin’ ass bitch that be acting like she’s a stray so people will feel bad for her & feed her burgers.”
Reyes also recorded video of Princess, taken Monday when Reyes decided to get in her car and drive to that McDonald’s to catch Princess in the act. CBS News reports Reyes indeed found Princess in the parking lot, just as a woman was leaning out of her car to offer the dog some food.
All that sodium cannot be good for Princess, presumably, but you’ve got to hand it to this intrepid pupper who turned her dreams into reality. All my dog does is stare pathetically at me while I eat hamburgers; she doesn’t have hardly the get-up-and-go, enterprising spirit Princess seems to possess in spades.