In these (sorry to be a broken record here) unprecedented times, it’s truly the little things that get us through the slog of existential despair. The fantastical magic of summertime rainbows and fireflies! The wonders of air conditioning and sports bras! The free-ness of chips and fresh guacamole at Del Taco!
That’s right, everyone, Del Taco is now offering fresh guacamole made with nothing but ripe avocados, handmade pico de gallo, fresh-squeezed lime juice, and mysterious “special seasoning” (we promise it’s not arsenic). A very exciting development for Del Taco and Del Taco enthusiasts. You’ll be able to buy it with a side of chips any damn time you want for about two bucks. Add it to your taco or burrito. Request it in a large soft drink cup and drink it with a straw (if only because I’m curious to see if this is permitted). At these prices, Del Taco is hoping that cost shall never again keep you away from glorious fresh guacamole. And as far as cost is concerned, you can’t beat “free”: if you download the Del Taco app between now and July 1, you can get chips and guac free with any purchase. A press release promises us it’s as good as Chipotle’s, but that’s up to you to determine.