This game has everything: recipes, cooking battles, multiple hours of gameplay, a talking dog, a secret ending, and a proprietary blend of 11 herbs and spices. Your goal: win the Colonel’s love, become his business partner, grab a few buckets of coleslaw, and see where the evening takes you.


After thinking really long and really hard about it, this intrepid reporter says yes, I would most definitely bang Colonel Sanders. That’s the sort of opportunity that, if I don’t jump on it, will haunt me for the rest of my life. Would he have been finger-lickin’ good? Would gravy have been involved? I don’t want to live my life wondering if Colonel Sanders was the one that got away. If it doesn’t work out, I’ll just spend some time focusing on my career, waiting every so patiently for the Ronald McDonald simulator that will at last make my all of my filthy fantasies a reality.