Last Call: Cheetle? Are we calling it Cheetle now?

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Frito Lay has released a new Cheetos popcorn product, which is arguably an interesting development, but the internet has instead pounced upon a secondary detail within the company’s press release indicating that there is a trademarked name for the residue left on your fingers after eating Cheetos.

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It’s… Cheetle.

Senior director of marketing Brandi Ray is quoted in the press release as saying, “The only way to truly take popcorn to the next level is to add the iconic Cheetle, the cheesy dust that will entice Cheetos fans to snack on this popcorn all year long.” How could Ray (a marketing expert) bury the lede like this? We’ve all been relying on homegrown nicknames for that matted finger residue since we were old enough to eat solid foods. That there exists a trademarked name for the stuff is nothing short of an earth-shattering revelation.

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Additionally, some scandal: many on Twitter are pointing out that “cheedle,” spelled almost the same way, is a term coined by comedian Rich Hall in the 1980s for this very same cheesy substance. If this is because “cheedle”/”cheetle” is some sort of obvious portmanteau that just about anyone would stumble upon in trying to invent a term for this finger dust, then I admit to having no idea what sort of wordplay is happening here. “Chee” for “cheese” I understand, but what’s the suffix “-dle” implying? Gristle? Needles? I am fully prepared to be made a fool by whatever the answer is. If there is an answer.

American Girl magazine dubbed this Cheeto substance “cheedust” in the mid-’90s after soliciting readers’ ideas for new words to add to the dictionary, and I’ve never thought of it as anything else since. Does your family have a nickname for Cheeto residue? Is this part of every family’s unique dialect?

Marnie Shure is editor in chief of The Takeout.

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Eh, sounds like of racist.