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This video has all the makings of a good yarn. Intrigue. Romance. Fast car sounds. Reference to a Canadian McDonald’s menu item called the Junior Chicken. A twist. Black and white cinematography we’ll call atmospheric. Surprising calm in the face of impending doom. Use of the word/sound “eh.”

It’s the complete package. I’d call Doomed McDonald’s Bait Car Romance one of the best films of 2018, but it’s from 2014, so instead I’ll have to just keep talking about how good Roma is.

Imagine how pissed you’d be if you were the car behind this one and all you wanted was a damned McRib.