For years now, McDonald’s has been teasing us with the idea of spicy chicken. Rumors came back from overseas and…

As I’ve grown older I’ve developed a collection of personal philosophical tenets, which I hope to capitalize on…

When Dairy Queen introduced the Blizzard in 1985, it was a big step forward in ice cream shop innovation. Before,…

There was a span of years when, from Monday to Friday, the only thing I had the time to grab for lunch each day was…

Try as we might to convince ourselves otherwise, doughnuts are not breakfast—they’re dessert. They’re fried dough…

A few weeks ago I—The Takeout’s Chief Officer of Bad Decisions—was planning to head to Taco Bell to review the…

Spring is here! I know this because the sun no longer sets at 5 p.m. and because I wore my light jacket today and…

I am not a person who regularly (okay, ever) eats at Subway, because it’s a chain that’s disappointed me too many…

Wendy’s has finally launched its new breakfast menu and has been talking a lot of smack about its competitors. Last…

This review will not be a comparison of Chipotle’s new Queso Blanco with its now defunct original queso, because I…

In the 90 minutes I spent at a promotional event for Einstein Bros. Bagels’ new 2020 menu offerings last night, I…

As I sit down to write this review, I am wondering if I should have done this an hour ago while I was still sitting…

At the start of every new year, in the dead of winter, I promise myself that I will fill my house with nutritious…

It’s been less than a year since Kazaam star Shaquille O’Neal joined Papa John’s board of directors, and I’m…

2019 was the Chinese Year of the Pig and the American fast food Year of the Fried Chicken Sandwich. For those of you…

Envy us Midwesterners, o coastal dwellers, for while you (probably) “discovered” oat milk long before we did and…

Starbucks has added a new lineup of dairy-free drinks to the fancy section of its menu. It’s true that Starbucks…

If you’ve ever had a stuffy nose, you know how important your sense of smell is to your sense of taste. You can be…

In preparation for the release of McDonald’s newest burger, some of us at The Takeout were being responsible adults,…

It seems counterintuitive for Starbucks to be shilling a new cold brew drink in December, at least in the northern…