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Badass Whole Foods dishwasher heads toward her 9th Everest climb

Gwen Ihnat
Today 3:00pm
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Honestly, if I ever climbed Mount Everest (the biggest “if” in the world), I would never shut up about it. I would say…

Restaurant apologizes for ignoring NBA star and giant human Giannis Antetokounmpo

Kate Bernot
Today 12:57pm
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On Sunday, Giannis Antetokounmpo launched his 6-foot-11 frame toward the hoop, his fingers briefly connecting with the…

Woman fined $500 for taking her in-flight apple off the plane

Gwen Ihnat
Today 12:30pm
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Today’s WTF moment: A woman is being fined $500 for carrying her in-flight snack from Delta—an apple—with her off of…

Chefs are fed up with Gordon Ramsay's “bullshit”—but America's not

Kate Bernot
Today 12:25pm
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Gordon Ramsay is a man constructed entirely for television. His schtick—the screaming, the insults, the risotto…

Delight turns to despair as flaming cheese sets off restaurant sprinklers

Gwen Ihnat
Today 11:40am
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For fun food demonstrations, maybe stay away from flaming things. Like cherries jubilee, baked Alaska, and that Greek…

Barbara Bush's favorite pizza-makers were invited to her funeral

Kate Bernot
Today 11:23am
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Who has irrevocably impacted your life? Parents, teachers, a professional mentor perhaps, and definitely the owners…

Psychic banana predicted the gender of the new royal baby

Gwen Ihnat
Today 11:00am
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Many here in the uncouth States now throw baby “gender reveal” parties to announce whether their upcoming offspring…

Sexually deprived male fruit flies more likely to hit the bottle

Kate Bernot
Today 10:30am
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In a story that surely breaks The Independent’s record for the number of times the word “ejaculation” is used—11, or 12…

Prince sure loved Häagen-Dazs and 5-Hour Energy Drinks

Kevin Pang
Friday 3:25pm
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The Minneapolis Star-Tribune has covered the Prince death investigation with vigor, even devoting an entire online…

France bans vegan food companies from labeling products “steak” or “sausage”

Kate Bernot
Friday 12:48pm
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As meat producers tell it, we are experiencing a worldwide assault on meat. A customer could walk into a store and see…

Reese’s apologizes for peanut-butter-less cup by showering man with candy

Gwen Ihnat
Friday 12:30pm
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Imagine the joy of finally sitting down to enjoy a well-deserved snack: your favorite, a Reese’s peanut-butter cup. You…

Snapchat's augmented-reality filters serve up 3D burgers 

Kate Bernot
Friday 12:25pm
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Sure the bacon and brisket burger sounds good, but wouldn’t it be extra enticing if you could see the char marks and…

Teetotaling pro wrestler Jerry "The King" Lawler now has his own beer; won't try it

Kevin Pang
Friday 12:04pm
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Pro-wrestling legend Jerry “The King” Lawler has competed in the squared circle in five different decades. He…

CDC: Just throw your bagged chopped romaine lettuce away

Gwen Ihnat
Friday 12:00pm
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We reported earlier this week on various food safety issues, including an E. coli outbreak tied to chopped romaine…

Everyone involved in the Tokyo Joe's “addicts” controversy needs to chill out

Kate Bernot
Friday 10:43am
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Tokyo Joe’s is a Colorado-based chain that serves rice bowls, spring rolls, and sushi. It’s blandly inoffensive in the…

Asshole YouTuber may go to prison for feeding homeless man toothpaste-filled Oreos 

Gwen Ihnat
Friday 10:30am
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We were getting a little worried, as here we are on Friday without a viable candidate for our “Asshole Of The Week”…

Healthy eaters generate the most food waste

Gwen Ihnat
Thursday 2:30pm
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As our planet collapses around us, many are trying hard to do what they can to minimize their carbon footprints like…

Yogurt to be kidding me with this “dairy beer”

Kate Bernot
Thursday 1:58pm
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As an avowed fan of both beer and dairy—yet somehow not a Wisconsin native—I hit the jackpot when I recently discovered…

First East Coast Voodoo Doughnut will be Hogwarts-adjacent

Allison Shoemaker
Thursday 12:34pm
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While it’s not hard to find doughnuts with unusual flavor combinations (or shapes) these days, Portland, Oregon’s…

Expert: That’s not the way you’re supposed to eat a ghost pepper, guy

Gwen Ihnat
Thursday 12:15pm
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Last week, Gizmodo and other outlets reported on the case of a man who ate a ghost pepper at a chili-eating contest—and…

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