Apr 9
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For my birthday, my fiancée bought me an air fryer to replace the one I broke a few years ago. Our previous one was…
Apr 9
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Fellow staff writer Dennis Lee and I joined The Takeout in October, so we’ve never met in person. Actually, I’ve…
Apr 9
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Throughout my marvelous writing career I have done a lot of interesting things and sampled delicious food from…
Apr 9
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Baseball season is officially here, which means peanuts, Cracker Jack, ballpark franks—and, for one lucky left…
Apr 9
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Exciting news everyone: Costco plans to start reopening its food courts! Now you can hang around the store and munch…
Apr 8
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Update, April 8, 2021, 9:07 PM: Jeni’s updated its social media accounts this evening apologizing again for the…
Apr 8
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It seems like the hottest food trend of 2021 so far is finding bizarre foreign objects in packaged foods. Weeks…
Apr 8
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Please, for the love of God: if you choose to dine at a restaurant right now, the very least you can do is tip your…
Apr 8
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Anything related to Costco will never stop being fun to me. One of my favorite Costco items was a dessert that once…
Apr 8
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One of the most disorienting symptoms of COVID-19, as we all know by now, is the loss of the sense of smell. Since…
Apr 8
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Animals scoff at the laws of man. Just now, I noticed two fat pigeons making a nest on my windowsill. Do the pigeons…
Apr 8
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We’ve all had to get a little creative when it comes to quarantine pastimes. Personally, I ordered 10 packages of…
Apr 8
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The writing was on the wall a long time ago: back in early 2020 when Starbucks’ delicious, just-sweet-enough Oatmilk…
Apr 7
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Disgraced one-term president Donald J. Trump is back in the news, months after losing the 2020 election by a…
Apr 7
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Beef, chicken, fish. Beef, chicken, fish. Go to most fast food restaurants, and those are your protein options.…
Apr 7
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Starbucks hot cups are deceptive: although they look like they’re made of innocent, recyclable paper, they’re…
Apr 7
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Today I learned about the “crisp sandwich,” one of Britain’s most ingenious small pleasures. It is, quite simply,…
Apr 7
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The rise in anti-Asian hate crimes is steadily becoming a cause for concern throughout the entire country. While I…
Apr 7
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Consider this the first official memo from the Ketchup-Loving Adults Club (KLAC). As the club’s self-appointed…
Apr 7
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Long before the dawn of smartphones or instant cameras, if you wanted to share pictures of your food with total…