Mom decorates birthday cake with pegasus accidentally hung like a…

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I’m sure this was delicious.

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Thanks to The Sun for bringing this to our attention. That is supposed to be a grown-up pegasus and a baby pegasus—if you ignore the wang and look at the white space, you’ll see it. It’s like an NC-17 rated Rubin vase.

It’s a pretty cake with a giant horse dong hovering over a tiny castle. It’s a festive tribute to a Disney movie—not the one about Hercules, the one about the mermaid with the dick on the VHS cover. It’s a child’s birthday cake with a mighty peen prominently displayed. Happy Tuesday.

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Allison Shoemaker

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