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This story starts out as a ho-hum tale of liquor-industry legal wrangling‚ÄĒthen shit gets weird.

Here‚Äôs the (pretty normal) backstory: Whiskey maker The Wild Geese sued Bacardi for trademark infringement in 2016, accusing the booze giant of infringing on The Wild Geese‚Äôs claim to the phrase ‚Äúuntamed‚ÄĚ when it launched its ‚ÄúBacardi Untameable‚ÄĚ campaign. (This was reported by World Intellectual Property Review, always at the top of our reading lists.)

That‚Äôs pretty standard corporate legal fisticuffs. Then the situation devolves: In court filings, the parent company of The Wild Geese‚ÄĒLodestar‚ÄĒclaims Lodestar‚Äôs chairman and wife suspect Bacardi of following them. World Intellectual Property Review goes on to say: ‚ÄúThe Wild Geese alleged that it took Bacardi months to respond [to claims] and when it did, Bacardi did not deny the accusation, but said that it was ‚Äėnot aware of any surveillance.‚Äô‚ÄĚ

Bacardi is now pushing back harder against the spying accusations, stating The Wild Geese are resorting to ‚Äúname-calling and conspiracy theories to improperly influence these proceedings, publicly harass and defame [Bacardi].‚ÄĚ

Spying! Conspiracies! Intrigue! It’s like a Thomas Pynchon novel unfolding before us, except with mediocre rum in the mix. Stalking and invasion of privacy are no laughing matters, of course, even when the whole situation has an air of the absurd about it.

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Our takeaway from this entire debacle is that the world of booze marketing is way more cutthroat than we ever imagined, and we’re glad to be just humble little food writers that no one is interested in spying on.