This chance of a lifetime is brought to us by the Kentwood, Michigan’s Woodland Mall, which is currently undergoing a $90 million renovation. The oversized bacon and eggs had been part of a breakfast-themed children’s area, which had delighted local kids and hungry adults for over 20 years. The play area also featured a waffle, sausage links, a banana, and a bowl of the most sensible of all breakfast cereals, shredded wheat. Those items were donated to a local church, but the bacon and eggs were sent to the auction block to raise money for a very worthy charity. All proceeds of the sale will go to Kids Food Basket, which provides healthy take-home dinners to schoolchildren living at or near the poverty line.

The set is valued at $1,200, but honestly, who could put a price on something this cool? Bidding opened at $250, as of this post, is up to $561. The auction runs until 8pm on Sunday, September 15th, so make sure you get your bid in before this once in a lifetime opportunity slips through your bacon grease-coated fingers.