Blake meets Katie’s lovely mom and her unnecessarily harsh Aunt Lindsay, then spends the rest of the non-reunion portion of the episode trying to convince someone, anyone, that there’s any doubt that he’s going to propose. He does not succeed. It is extremely boring.

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I owe the finale of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars season six an apology, because I thought that was anti-climactic but that’s a goddamn rollercoaster ride by comparison. Blake’s pants may or may not have ripped when he boarded a horse, and that’s the most exciting thing that happens.

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Or the most important thing in the finale part of the finale, anyway. In the After the Final Rose portion of the proceedings, things are more tumultuous.

Points were made, it’s all pretty complicated, and so on and so forth. (But that is not the definition of gaslighting.) But hey, it’s great that these two crazy kids broke up! Because they should not be together!

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Who most deserves a plate full of macaroni and cheese or a huge piece of cake or something?

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Tayshia and Kaitlyn, good job/hot dresses. Justin, good job/great face. Thank you for being entertaining in this endless, endless episode of nonsense. There’s a whole weird fire thing in this episode! It’s in the header image! I have not mentioned it! It’s because somehow even the “burning of Zozobra” is boring!

So maybe it’s me? I deserve cake and mac and cheese? And if I do, so do you. This was an incredibly dull end to a promising season. Bring on Paradise, because I love mess.