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1/24/23
13 Pie Recipes, From the Classics to the Creative

13 Pie Recipes, From the Classics to the Creative

Make these pies to surprise and delight your dinner guests.

1/18/23
The Drive-Thru Worker’s Guide to Exacting Revenge on Awful Customers

The Drive-Thru Worker’s Guide to Exacting Revenge on Awful Customers

How to turn the tables on insulting or abusive customers without spitting in anyone's food.

1/6/23
11 Restaurant Chains to Watch in 2023

11 Restaurant Chains to Watch in 2023

These fast food and fast casual restaurants are making big moves this year.

12/22/22
The 8 Worst Food Trends We Should Leave in 2022

The 8 Worst Food Trends We Should Leave in 2022

These are the snacks, drinks, and advancements we could do without.

12/20/22
10 Fast Food Upgrades We Hope to See in 2023

10 Fast Food Upgrades We Hope to See in 2023

Our 2023 fast food wish list isn't just concerned with the taste of the food.

12/16/22
10 Food Trends Coming in 2023, Whether You Like It or Not

10 Food Trends Coming in 2023, Whether You Like It or Not

Our predictions for the foods and fads that will be everywhere in the new year.

12/14/22
10 of the Biggest Food Moments of 2022

10 of the Biggest Food Moments of 2022

This year's top trends and shocking developments that captivated us all.

12/7/22
We Try ‘Pilk,’ Lindsay Lohan’s Pepsi-Milk Holiday Drink
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We Try ‘Pilk,’ Lindsay Lohan’s Pepsi-Milk Holiday Drink

Pepsi's "Pilk and Cookies" holiday ads promote a beverage so strange, we had to taste it for ourselves.

11/29/22
<i>The Takeout</i>’s Top 10 Recipes of 2022

The Takeout’s Top 10 Recipes of 2022

All the most beloved bites in a year filled with good food.

11/25/22
5 Black Friday Amazon Deals That Are Actually Worth the Hype

5 Black Friday Amazon Deals That Are Actually Worth the Hype

These essential kitchen items are the cheapest they'll be all year.

11/22/22
The 10 Biggest Fast Food Flops of 2022

The 10 Biggest Fast Food Flops of 2022

Some things we tried this year left a bad taste in our mouths.

11/21/22
The 24 Best Fast Food Menu Items of 2022

The 24 Best Fast Food Menu Items of 2022

The standouts from McDonald's, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and the Chicken Sandwich Wars this year.

11/8/22
4 Thanksgiving Sides You Should Turn Into Pie

4 Thanksgiving Sides You Should Turn Into Pie

Why stick to turkey and stuffing when you can serve up every dish as an appetizing slice?

11/2/22
The Dirtiest Food Movie Ever Is Also One of the Best

The Dirtiest Food Movie Ever Is Also One of the Best

La Grande Bouffe gleefully skewers excess, good taste, and the bottomless hunger of the bourgeoisie.

10/13/22
3 Easy Ways to Make Any Drink Look Stunning
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3 Easy Ways to Make Any Drink Look Stunning

Make cooler cocktails with these easy-to-source ingredients.

10/7/22
6 Ways You’re Being an Ass at the Deli Without Realizing It

6 Ways You’re Being an Ass at the Deli Without Realizing It

Here’s how to order at your local deli without being a jerk.

9/21/22
The Takeout vs. Shake Shack’s Hottest Menu Ever
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The Takeout vs. Shake Shack’s Hottest Menu Ever

Will a sample of “The Last Dab: Apollo” hot sauce from Hot Ones reduce us to tears?

9/20/22
Watch Us Try Our First—and Last—Choco Taco
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Watch Us Try Our First—and Last—Choco Taco

We found the last of the Choco Tacos and taste them weeks after the product’s demise.

9/19/22
5 Ways to Use the Can of Pumpkin in Your Pantry

5 Ways to Use the Can of Pumpkin in Your Pantry

The #PSL might have arrived in August, but only now is the air feeling crisp enough for fall flavors.

8/26/22
9 Cursed Food-Service Phrases to Banish From the English Language

9 Cursed Food-Service Phrases to Banish From the English Language

Recoil in horror at the most hair-raising, nerve-wrenching utterances from either side of the counter.