5/4/23No Blood-Sucking Parasitic Pie for King Charles This YearThe 2023 coronation festivities feature a pork pie, breaking from tradition.ByRima ParikhPublishedMay 4, 2023
4/6/23The Nation’s Cheapest Sandwich Is, Unfortunately, at a Golf CourseAttendees of the Masters Tournament can get a sandwich for only $1.50.ByRima ParikhPublishedApril 6, 2023
4/6/23Decorate Potatoes Instead of Eggs This Easter, Says Potato LobbyParents should skip costly egg dyeing this year, according to people who sell potatoes.ByRima ParikhPublishedApril 6, 2023
3/31/23Dairy Queen’s Big Red Spoon Is Missing and We Have TheoriesOwners of a Phoenix DQ are puzzled after thieves snatched a 15-foot-tall decorative spoon.ByRima ParikhPublishedMarch 31, 2023
3/24/23Jack Daniel’s Condemns Poop-Themed Dog Toy Before the Supreme CourtThe distiller argues that a 'Bad Spaniels' squeak toy is trademark infringement.ByRima ParikhPublishedMarch 24, 2023
3/23/23Panera Wants to Read Your PalmThe bakery chain is testing out Amazon’s contactless payment and loyalty system.ByRima ParikhPublishedMarch 23, 2023
3/22/23Anonymous Uber Eats Villains Plague Los AngelesCouriers are dropping off Uber Eats orders no one ordered, with no way to get in touch with whoever did.ByRima ParikhPublishedMarch 22, 2023
2/28/23Movie Theater Food Is Headed in the Wrong DirectionTheaters are begging you to come see a movie, eat, see a movie, and eat.ByRima ParikhPublishedFebruary 28, 2023
2/24/23Meet the Borg, Gen Z’s Controversial Drink of ChoiceCollege students are attempting to make Burnett’s Vodka drinkable—and maybe slightly safer? Maybe?ByRima ParikhPublishedFebruary 24, 2023
1/23/23M&M’s Very Weird Day OnlineGoodbye, less sexy green M&M... for now, at least.ByRima ParikhPublishedJanuary 23, 2023
1/18/23Montana, Say Hello to Whole FoodsThe grocery chain is pushing its way into Bozeman this February.ByRima ParikhPublishedJanuary 18, 2023
1/18/23Tom Hanks Swears He Has Invented a Great CocktailOr, the importance of experimenting with weird flavor combinations.ByRima ParikhPublishedJanuary 18, 2023
12/12/22Dave & Buster’s Wants to Grow UpThe barcade chain shifting its marketing approach from kids to adults.ByRima ParikhPublishedDecember 12, 2022
12/12/22TGI Fridays Mozzarella Stick Snacks Are Being Sued for MisbrandingThese cheesy puffs, designed to mimic mozzarella sticks, don't have any mozzarella in them.ByRima ParikhPublishedDecember 12, 2022
12/9/22Olive Garden Manager Fired for One Hell of a Sick Leave PolicyA manager at a Kansas Olive Garden tried and failed to institute a totalitarian regime.ByRima ParikhPublishedDecember 9, 2022
12/1/22Put a Little Milk in Your Pepsi, Says PepsiPepsi really wants you to dump some Pepsi over milk this Christmas. And Lindsay Lohan does, too.ByRima ParikhPublishedDecember 1, 2022
10/24/22The Best Chefs You Can Book on Cameo Right NowA non-exhaustive list of food personalities who will record a personalized greeting for the right price.ByRima ParikhPublishedOctober 24, 2022
10/4/22The Most Popular Grocery Store in Every StateAlbertsons, Hy-Vee, and Kroger are big ones, sure, but Piggly Wiggly is called Piggly Wiggly.ByRima ParikhPublishedOctober 4, 2022
10/3/22Would You Spend Tens of Thousands of Dollars on Your New Coworkers?The NFL’s tradition of “rookie dinners” sounds kind of like hazing.ByRima ParikhPublishedOctober 3, 2022
8/3/22Oat Milk Lovers, Check Your Fridge for ContaminantsYou're probably fine, but who wants to deal with bacterial infection?ByRima ParikhPublishedAugust 3, 2022