Lillian Stone's posts

When we spoke the other day, Laverne Cox was excited to get out of the house for a few hours. “I’ve got a doctor’s…

If you A) live on the east coast and B) have queso fresco in your fridge, you’re gonna want to take a look at the…

Beer brewers have to follow rules just like the rest of us, and those rules come from the Brewers Association’s…

Regional domination isn’t enough for Smashburger. Smashburger thirsts for global domination. That’s why the…

These days, you gotta find joy in the little things. For me, that involves embarrassing vehicular maneuvers. As long…

I’ll say it: I’m a little bit of a crap baker. I’m impatient and prone to loosey-goosey measurements, which…

Utter two very specific syllables, and you’ll summon a High Octane Megazord full of Philadelphians. The syllables in…

The summer before my freshman year of college, I made minimum wage hand-carving shaved ice in a tiny,…

It’s hard to overstate the glories of the Trader Joe’s frozen food aisle. It’s a single person’s dream, all…

If you’ve ever knocked back a few cold ones and felt a strange attraction to your best friend’s mushroom-obsessed…

There are certain rules in life. Like Jim Croce said, you don’t tug on Superman’s cape. You don’t spit into the…

I’m really sorry to do this on a Monday, but I come bearing bad news. Late last week, Dairy Queen announced that it…

Twitter is mostly bad, but it does have a way of resurfacing nostalgic pop culture touchstones. That happened over…

I don’t have a breakfast nook. I have a dining table in my dining room, which feels weird and formal since I live…

Donald Trump sits at Table 72 and only Table 72. We learn this in a new piece in the March 2021 issue of The…

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the home of cadaverous casseroles, exsanguinous eats, and snack-related sagas so…

This week, Frosted Flakes announced a partnership with “Frosted Flakes superfan” Shaquille O’Neal: a new Frosted…

College students are all about the two Ps: pizza and partying. “P” also stands for “pustule,” which is something…

We here at The Takeout are very fond of food history. Personally, I’m still reeling from the news of ancient snack…

Earlier today, we here at The Takeout noticed a peculiar phrase trending on Twitter. That phrase was “Rest In Piss.”…