6/09/21 2:00PM
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Navy superstitions abound, but this one might be the filthiest.
Lillian Stone
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Staff writer @ The Takeout, joke writer elsewhere. Wrangling dogs and pork shoulder in Chicago.
6/09/21 12:28PM
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How much does a Chipotle burrito cost now? Uh, about 40 cents more.
6/09/21 11:02AM
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Let's review the benefits of eating a real lunch, shall we?
6/08/21 2:36PM
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400 people in Delhi recently sought treatment for food poisoning after consuming contaminated buckwheat flour.
6/08/21 1:02PM
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Glen Tharp does not want to Supersize that, thank you very much.
6/08/21 7:36AM
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Financially, going to Starbucks isn’t the savviest of coffee-related decisions. I know it, you know it. But…
6/07/21 12:57PM
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If you’ve been paying attention, you know that The Takeout is a quintessentially Midwestern publication. While not…
6/07/21 11:48AM
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Deep fryers conceal all manner of misdeeds. Throw a dented Twinkie in there, and you’ve got something shiny and new.…
6/07/21 11:02AM
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There are a few ways to know if you are a Sexy Lady. First, you should be able to sit down in a skirt with a…
6/07/21 10:27AM
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You can’t spell “carbon” without “carb,” but Hudson Valley bakery Bread Alone is damned well gonna try. Founded in…
6/04/21 12:12PM
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If all goes according to plan, the human race will be much more cautious with its spittle in the post-COVID…
6/04/21 10:53AM
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You wouldn’t ask water to be less wet. You wouldn’t ask a duckling to be less fluffy. So why, then, would you mess…
6/03/21 12:23PM
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The Brood X cicadas are stepping out like a bunch of buggy Fashion Week divas, and experts are double dog daring…
6/03/21 11:05AM
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If you had to assign a flavor profile to Nicolas Cage’s finest art film, National Treasure (2004), what would it be?…
6/03/21 7:39AM
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A few years back, our sister site Lifehacker published a treatise from Senior Food Editor Claire Lower that would…
6/02/21 2:13PM
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A few weeks ago, we reported on United Airlines’ new in-flight drink menu, which includes White Claw spiked seltzer…
6/02/21 11:58AM
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If you’ve been paying attention, you know I love a craftsman monk. Specifically Trappists. I’m nuts for a Trappist.…
6/02/21 9:09AM
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Surely you’ve seen the hyper-modern fast food exteriors sweeping the nation. “Sleek” is the name of the game for…
6/01/21 12:02PM
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There should be some sort of tax for individuals who use the phrase “nature is healing” to describe the post-vaccine…
6/01/21 11:09AM
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Harry Potter fans know all about chocolate frogs, which are canonically sold at sweets shops in the wizarding world…