This candy-buying formula may not be entirely accurate, but it’s better than nothing.
Lillian Stone
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Staff writer @ The Takeout, joke writer elsewhere. Wrangling dogs and pork shoulder in Chicago. Ozarks-born dweeb of the hillbilly experience.
An Oregon brewery has constructed a tiny, ant-sized brewery—and it could be yours.
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The principal ate multiple leftover school lunches in a statement against food waste.
Manchester United players are forgoing sweets to avoid the scorn of newcomer Cristiano Ronaldo.
We share the fruits of this month's Petfinder trawl for edible pet names.
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The sandwich is now available at Panera locations nationwide.
A look back at all the treats that made us feel tricked.
A a brief argument in favor of carrying cheese around in your pockets.
Boone’s Burger Stand is owned by two enterprising Wisconsin boys.
A UK man claims he's considering going vegan after finding what looked like a nipple in his sandwich.
From disguises to expert sneakery, students wring every last cent out of their campus meal plans.
Starting September 14, McDonald's will offer “never-before-seen” Disney-centric Happy Meal toys.
The new bars are available online and in several stores, including Target.
Food really, uh, takes on a life of its own on the big screen.
BK is following McDonald's lead with not one, but three new celebrity meals.
It could be a cocktail ingredient, a gadget, or a framed photo of Donn Beach.
Masskrugstemmen, or beer Steinholding, has made its way stateside.