This holiday season, we're rifling through church cookbooks and breaking out the punch bowl.
Lillian Stone
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Staff writer @ The Takeout, joke writer elsewhere. Wrangling dogs and pork shoulder in Chicago. Ozarks-born dweeb of the hillbilly experience.
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