The Fast Food Secret Menu Rule Of Thumb To Follow So The Staff Doesn't Hate You
Fast food secret menus are a bit like belonging to an exclusive club that honors members with food. Just be sure to abide by this one unspoken rule.
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Stories By Joe Hoeffner
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Coca-Cola's Coolest Machine Never Caught On (And We Think We Know Why)
Coca-Cola has tried out plenty of ways to make its soda more enticing to customers, including this pretty ingenuous machine which never caught on.
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The Old-School Italian Coffeemaker That Still Has Fans Today
Though Moka coffee makers are the standard for coffee in both Italy and around the world, another older, more tactile maker retains a dedicated fan base.
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Where In The US The Most Chile Peppers Are Grown (It's Not California)
A lot of America's produce is grown in California, but a different state is responsible for making the vast majority of American chile peppers.
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The Natural Reason Sausage Casings Look So Veiny
Sausage casings have a surprisingly veiny appearance that can be gross to look at, but the natural reason behind their appearance may surprise you.
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The Old-School New York Pasta Shop Still Using 100-Year-Old Vintage Equipment
Who said the good ol' days were gone? Discover the New York pasta shop still using century-old machinery to craft fresh pasta the old-fashioned way.
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The Tiny Old-School Kitchen Door That Kids Won't Recognize Today
There are lots of things today's kids aren't familiar with: dial-up internet, rotary phones, and this vintage kitchen door feature that you hardly see anymore.
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Why Old-School Fish And Chips Were Wrapped In Newspaper
Old-school fish and chips were famously wrapped in newspaper for practical reasons, but that practice was discontinued decades later due to health concerns.
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The Declining Casual Restaurant Chain Boomers Remember Fondly
Diners of a certain age hold fast to the memory of one fast casual restaurant chain, which rose in popularity in the '80s before a steady decline in the 200s.
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If Your Bartender Shouts '50', You Might Want To Duck
Many professions have their own lingo, including bartending. You might want to be aware of one term — "50" — as it involves bottles flying in the air.
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Sorry, But Trader Joe's Employees Aren't Flirting With You
If you think you're picking up on a vibe while paying for groceries at Trader Joe's, we have news for you: The employees there are not flirting with you.
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5 Old-School Celebrities Who Love In-N-Out
Stars -- they're just like us! Even celebrities get the burgers and fries from In-N-Out. Here are several famous folks who love this California chain.
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Here's Why Fast Food Burgers Never Look Like The Picture
Fast food burgers in commercials look absolutely phenomenal, but when you get to the restaurant the experience isn't quite the same. Here's why.
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5 Italian Food Myths You Need To Stop Believing
When it comes to Italian food, several myths might ruin your experience, so it's best to erase them from your head. Here's what you should know.
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5 Ways To Upgrade Basic Grilled Cheese
Prepare to have your preconceived notions about grilled cheese blown wide open with these game-changing hacks. This isn't your mom's grilled cheese, for sure.
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The Old-School Burger Chain Built By NFL Stars That Disappeared In The '80s
Not all fast food chains reach McDonald's status. Discover the burger chain named after an iconic NFL player that practically vanished in the 1980s.
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The California Roadside Stand Some Credit With Inventing The Very First Cheeseburger
Cheeseburgers are so much a part of modern American life that it's hard to imagine someone had to invent them, but some say this roadside stand did just that.
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6 Sauces To Dip Your Wings In Beyond Ranch
If you're tired of ranch, try these six bold wing dipping sauces that go beyond the usual creamy classic and bring heat sweet and savory flavor to every bite.
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Why Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Taste So Different Depending On Where (And When) You Buy Them
Krispy Kreme doughnuts are supposed to taste the same no matter where you go, so why does it feel like sometimes the doughnuts taste better?
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The Old-School Burger Chain That Couldn't Survive The '80s
Many old-school fast food joints have not survived the decades, including this chain founded in the Pittsburgh area that you may or may not have heard of.
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The Popular Florida Restaurant Where A Piping Hot Bowl Of Soup Is Only $0.18
It seems like the days where you could buy a hot meal for less than a dollar are long gone, but this popular Florida restaurant is still selling soup for cheap.
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Sandra Bullock's Favorite Sandwich Is A No-Frills Simple Classic
Stars -- they're just like us. Iconic actress Sandra Bullock's all-time favorite sandwich is a straightforward (but very delicious) classic.
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Menu Buzzwords You Can Ignore Because They're Mostly Meaningless
Menu buzzwords can sound appealing, but many add little value. Learn which terms to ignore and how to focus on what really matters on your plate.
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NYC's 'Busiest Trader Joe's In The World' Is Temporarily Closing Down — Here's What To Know
The busiest Trader Joe's in the world is set to close its doors temporarily, which means New Yorkers in the area are going to have to shop elsewhere for a time.
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6 German Week Aldi Finds You Can Go Out And Buy Right Now
Aldi is putting on German Week starting April 29, which means there are plenty of German-inspired morsels to try. These six stood out to us.
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The Failed Guy Fieri Show That Food Network Cancelled After 6 Episodes
Guy Fieri is one of the most successful and prolific celebrity chefs on the air, but not every show he hosted was a success. This one only lasted six episodes.
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Conan O'Brien Puts A Tasty Twist On The Reuben To Create His Favorite Sandwich
Conan O'Brien enjoys a Reuben sandwich as much as the next guy, but his favorite sandwich is slightly different thanks to this tasty twist on the classic.
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