Allison Shoemaker's posts

Tips for cooking eggs, and the easiest way to peel the shells without frustration.

In which the Legends take shrooms, the enemy swarms, and the little flower boy gets a promotion

In which a somersault is a metaphor and also just a somersault

Spooner gets answers, the Legends get their hearts broken, and Kayla gets tagged on social media

An underwhelming challenge and some shoddy producing make for an episode that's both painful and painfully dull

The assignment was to lip-sync. One queen was motherfucking ready, she was ready to do so.

Sure, there are some missteps in the final round, but the gameplay makes for an instant Legends classic

The queens channel their inner Drag Tots in a fun challenge even as the show drags out the inevitable

The time-idiots battle for the fate of the universe in rented shoes

The Food That Didn’t Get Eaten On The Bachelorette, finale edition: cheesecake, pancakes, and loads of filler

One queen stumbles and another falls flat on their face as the queens strut toward the finish line

The Food That Didn’t Get Eaten On The Bachelorette, week 9: Crab, Italian ice, maple syrup, and a buffet of…

The queens serve up a sing-sang-song as the competition tightens

The Food That Didn’t Get Eaten On The Bachelorette, week 8: Future apple slices, piping hot bullshit, a plant-based…

The queens give it their all, but not even a Trinity/Eureka showmance can make up for bad writing and…

The Food That Didn’t Get Eaten On The Bachelorette, week 7: Fake fish, real broccoli, imaginary Seattle dogs, and a…

The French lawyer/vampire is also a blood-potion black-marketeer and an art collector, so as always, the Legends…

The judging goes wonky again, but the emotional storytelling (and the pattern-mixing) are on point

Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk have anthologies on anthologies, and Never Have I Ever returns with the dulcet tones of…

The trailblazing RuPaul's Drag Race finalist talks sandwich taxonomy and In The Heights