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Jimmy Dean—the all-American company whose entire schtick is pork sausage—is introducing two new microwavable…
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Allison Robicelli is The Takeout staff writer, a former professional chef, author of three books, and The People's Hot Pocket Princess. Questions about recipes/need cooking advice? Tweet @Robicellis.
Jan 6
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It’s nice to get out of the house, isn’t it? This was something I used to take for granted when I was moaning about…
Jan 5
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Update, January 5, 2021: Although 2020 was the Year of the Rat, the good fortunes of famously beleaguered spokesrat…
Jan 4
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If you’ve always enjoyed the way icicles transform a landscape into a glorious winter wonderland, take a moment to…
Dec 29
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When I decided to become a professional cook at the ripe old age of 21, I knew I’d never be making the big bucks. I…
Dec 26
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One of the most exciting things about roasting a ham is the guarantee of leftovers. I’m sure with enough training…
Dec 22
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Looking back at 2020, it feels like we’ve lived a thousand years in one. And that’s doubly true for the fast food…
Dec 18
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This year, while we were all distracted by a pandemic, civil unrest, the specter of fascism, climate change, World…
Dec 18
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There have been plenty of assumptions about what Americans were eating this year based on what’s been posted to…
Dec 18
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Welcome to Jiggle All The Way, The Takeout’s holiday celebration of Jell-O, gelatin, and all things wiggly. We’ll be…
Dec 17
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In the final moments of 2020, Papa John’s is introducing stuffed crust pizza. I mention the year because since I…
Dec 17
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Welcome to Jiggle All The Way, The Takeout’s holiday celebration of Jell-O, gelatin, and all things wiggly. We’ll be…
Dec 16
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Welcome to Jiggle All The Way, The Takeout’s holiday celebration of Jell-O, gelatin, and all things wiggly. We’ll be…
Dec 15
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Like every other fast food brand in existence, McDonald’s really really really wants you to download its app. It…
Dec 15
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Welcome to Jiggle All The Way, The Takeout’s holiday celebration of Jell-O, gelatin, and all things wiggly. We’ll be…
Dec 14
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I don’t have a single bad thing to say about A Recipe For Seduction, the KFC-produced Lifetime Christmas movie…
Dec 14
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Welcome to Jiggle All The Way, The Takeout’s holiday celebration of Jell-O, gelatin, and all things wiggly. We’ll be…
Dec 11
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Ben & Jerry’s has released a new ice cream flavor to honor social activist Colin Kaepernick, and I, for one, cannot…
Dec 11
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Honestly, I did not think that judging The Takeout’s First Annual Holiday Cookie Contest would be as difficult as it…
Dec 10
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A pandemic may be robbing us of our traditional sense of the holidays, but nothing will ever, ever take away our…