At the ripe age of 25 (actually, 26 in about a week), I have finally attended my first-ever bar crawl, and I have some wisdom for those who will crawl after me. Take all this advice with the knowledge that I am a novice who tried to glean all the wisdom she could from her first excursion. However, what I lack in bar crawl experience I make up for in a patchwork of naive college experiences, so I can’t say that I went into this completely unequipped.
I also managed to make it home in one piece, and I even woke up the next day without a monstrosity of a hangover. These are the rules every bar crawl first-timer should study before heading out on their journey.