2019’s best brand-created April Fools jokes, ranked!

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Ahem.

No. That headline was meant to be clickbait. We at The Takeout have exactly zero fucks to give for April Foolery. April Fool’s Day is the absolute worst. It’s a day when the actual funny people working for companies disappear and instead we get a bunch of hilarious pranks workshopped and A/B tested to the point they are neither hilarious nor pranks. Here’s our list of the best worst brand-created April Fools jokes:

  • McDonald’s pissed off a bunch of Australians by announcing a “McPickle Burger” that doesn’t actually exist. The gag isn’t good. The fact that it made people mad is hilarious.
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End of list.

Here are actual good things, just to repay you for your click on a list that is one-item long and stupid.


Baby goats on a slide!

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David Hyde Pierce in this wordless Frasier sequence!


A dude blowing your mind with playing cards


A full-length concert of Prince circa Controversy


This thread about Butters! (Click through to read it, it’s perfect!)

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The Cure’s Robert Smith dunking on the red carpet

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Baddie Winkle!

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Sail!


Michael B. Jordan fishing!

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April Fool’s Day is bad. Michael B. Jordan fishing is good.

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Allison Shoemaker

Contributor, The A.V. Club and The Takeout. Allison loves television, bourbon, and dramatically overanalyzing social interactions.